This is my luggage collection, most of which
is from the middle of the last century
or roundabouts – some later perhaps:
floral hat box in blues and greens (large);
light blue hat box (medium);
three train cases: yellow, light blue (with monogram DLR),
and tan with brown piping;
light blue Samsonite shoulder bag;
cream marbled Samsonite suitcase (medium);
light blue Starline suitcase (medium);
Penguin Travellers tapestry suitcase (soft-sided and small);
white suitcase with light blue piping,
I Am Emily Cratchit/Miss Piggy in The Muppet Christmas Carol, And I Am Not Prepared For This Uplifting But Nonetheless Impromptu Christmas Feast
Okay, so I thought it was going to be a mellow Christmas day at home with our single Cornish game hen and three cranberries. But no. Things have been shaken up.
Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package
It's perfectly reasonable. Let us explain.
Including the golden coffin that will house your putrifying corpse until the Day of Judgment.
Things That A Senior Colleague Could Have Said To You Other Than ‘I Like Your Summer Outfit’ When You Ran Into Him
Location: a coffee shop, summer break
In case a gentleman offers a detailed opinion about your tits.
Watching in North Carolina.
THE HAIRPIN — Overheard in Front of a 1918 Alfred Stieglitz Nude Portrait of Georgia O’Keeffe in the Living Modern Exhibition
She's a great artist, but what are her tits like?